squirt is the nastiest word ive ever heard in my entire life
have you heard moist?
no. never in my life have i heard moist. thank you.
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um something just printed and i didn’t print it
my parents are all asleep
i’m scared
it was fucking tickets to yo gabba gabba live
are you gonna go
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so i was in class looking at my nails and i see that my nail polish chipped off in the shape of a head
but then i looked some more and thats not just any head, thATS BRUNO MARS
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why did the goth kid have camouflage on?
he didn’t want to be scene
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leonardo dicaprio is going to make such a good gatsby
yeah he’s gonna be a great gatsby
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Find out your Chapman’s Love Language Here: http://neurolove.me/post/49816887462/which-love-language-do-you-speak
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for some reason i ended up on urbandictionary and i found the most accurate description of switzerland ever
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